~A Conversation with Elias about Christmas~

Eli: "Mom, how many days until Christmas?" 
Me: "About two weeks."
Eli: "Yay! Only two more days!"
Me: "No. Two WEEKS."
Eli: "Well how long is two weeks"
Me: "14 days."
Eli: "Oh no!!! That is a long time! That is like TWO dog years!"
Me: Laughing.